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What the hell are we doing in Los Angeles?

6 March, 2008 | 1.02AM

Written by: Zack Rico
Filed under: Music News: samc, south america

Yep, this definitely ain’t right. We’re supposed to be in Buenos Aires, but somehow Continental has buggered up our flight and now we’re in Los Angeles. Whoopee.

L.A. is 6101 miles away from Buenos Aires, so that’s a bit like having sex and your sperm ending up ten blocks away in some poor dude’s soup. Talk about missing the mark distastefully.

In turns out there’s no direct flights left to Buenos Aires from Los Angeles tonight, so our SAMC coverage is going to start late. Sorry folks.

There have been past mutterings that South America could be home to the next Ibiza, but based on this experience we’ve realised it takes a hell of a lot more effort to get there then it does jumping on a Sleazy Jet flight to Ibiza.

When we next blog on Beaportal we might be either:

1. In jail in some random South American country after mistakenly breaking a law about visas.

2. In hospital with bird flu, after contracting the disease while desperately stowed away on board a transport flight to Argentina carrying live chickens.

3. In a grim L.A. bar drowning our sorrows whilst coke whores sing karaoke.

The story will continue. For now, we’re on borrowed time.

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Yep, this definitely ain't right. We're supposed to be in Buenos Aires, but somehow Continental has buggered up our flight and now we're in Los Angeles. Whoopee.

L.A. is 6101 miles away from Buenos Aires, so that's a bit like having sex and your sperm ending up ten blocks away in some poor dude's soup. Talk about missing the mark distastefully.

In turns out there's no direct flights left to Buenos Aires from Los Angeles tonight, so our SAMC coverage is going to start late. Sorry folks.

There have been past mutterings that South America could be home to the next Ibiza, but based on this experience we've realised it takes a hell of a lot more effort to get there then it does jumping on a Sleazy Jet flight to Ibiza.

When we next blog on Beaportal we might be either:Yep, this definitely ain't right. We're supposed to be in Buenos Aires, but somehow Continental has buggered up our flight and now we're in Los Angeles. Whoopee.

L.A. is 6101 miles away from Buenos Aires, so that's a bit like having sex and your sperm ending up ten blocks away in some poor dude's soup. Talk about missing the mark distastefully.

In turns out there's no direct flights left to Buenos Aires from Los Angeles tonight, so our SAMC coverage is going to start late. Sorry folks.

There have been past mutterings that South America could be home to the next Ibiza, but based on this experience we've realised it takes a hell of a lot more effort to get there then it does jumping on a Sleazy Jet flight to Ibiza.

When we next blog on Beaportal we might be either:
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