Global Dance Festival

Global Dance Festival

17 August, 2007 | 5.53PM

• Section: Music News Topics: Industry Girl Blog
• Written by: Industry Girl

Ahhhh, festival season.  The heat is blistering.  The girls are ready to dance.  The boys just want to hook up.  It’s always the time of year where you can expect the best DJs to congregate and play hours upon hours of the best summer anthems.  You meet new people.  You hear new songs.  You might get laid. 

Global Dance Festival is probably one of the more notable festivals in the Rockies, even possibly the United States.  The venue, Red Rocks, is incredible: a natural amphitheater nestled in the magnificent hills.  The sound is impeccable, the weather is always beautiful and the vibe is unforgettable. 

The line-up this year boasted Tiesto, BT, Jes from Motorcycle, Richard Vission and Aphrodite. 

The strangest things always happen during these festivals.  People run into exes, get arrested, wake up at home the following morning have not have the slightest clue as to how they got there… You get the idea. 

As I was leaving the backstage area I noticed an disproportionate number of girls.  I mean, it had to be 4 to 1.  Unconcerned with it, I quickly ran to my car to grab some equipment for Tiesto as I was helping with the show.  Upon my return, as I stepped over a guy in fetal position in his own vomit, I saw a cluster-fuck at the entrance to the backstage area.  Wondering what the hold up was, I pushed my way through and saw Jayden blocking the doorway. 

Industry Girl: “What are you doing?  Where’s Ryan?  I thought he was handling the backstage door?”
Jayden:  “He had too leave for a moment… but I don’t think I’m going to give door post back to him.  I’m having way too much fun”

Turns out he was allowing girls to enter the backstage area if they would show him their boobs.  Hence, the inordinate amount of women backstage.  Two boobs, one pass.  As genius as this was to most men out there, I thought, “What the hell? Who does that?”

I mean, honestly!  When was the last time a guy got laid by being a pig?  I suppose he was trying to make up for his whole incident with the ‘dude that looked like a lady,’ but I had to shake my head in disgust. 

Evidently, he went to some after-hours party with one of his flashers and hooked up.  I was sorely mistaken, and completely appalled. I’m not exactly a prude, but seriously?

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