Christmas Horrors #3
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Christmas Horrors #3
21 December, 2007 | 2.00PM- Section: Music News
Beatportal presents to you episode #3 of our dance music Christmas-related poop as we continue our frightful series of Christmas Horrors.
Thanks to Lucas Prata, this one’s a beauty.
We didn’t know whether to laugh or cry at ‘Holly Jolly Christmas’ [track No.5 in the player below], so hilarious are his cringing lyrics.
‘Oh by golly, have a holly jolly Christmas, this year,’ he sings to a backing cacophony of cheesy synths and jingle bells. Ding dong, pong.
The thing is Lucas is someone put your record on, it would soon turn into a bloodbath as people fought each other to desperately jump out of the window.
Then it wouldn’t be so jolly after all.
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