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A letter of apology to Tommy Lee

26 March, 2008 | 3.14PM

Written by: Industry Boy
Filed under: Music News: tommy lee

Dear Mr. Tommy Lee,

My sincere apologies about puking all over your hotel bathroom last night in Miami. I had drunk a little too much (as is the way during WMC) and had attempted to graciously vomit into the toilet bowl, but unfortunately missed it by a yard or two.

It was a regrettable lack of coordination on my behalf, and for the cleaner of your room a mess that probably will cost you an extra $20 in tip.

Right after the unfortunate incident, my compatriots and I decided to run away as you’re quite a famous rock star legend and probably would have called a big man in a suit to thump our noses for causing such a mess.

You will however be pleased to hear that we got stuck in the hotel lift for about an hour during our great escape, and were worried for some time that we might die.

That is called karma, I suppose.

Anyway, I hope that vomiting all over your hotel bathroom won’t stop us from being best friends.

Enjoy the rest of your time in Miami.

Yours sincerely,

Industry Boy.

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Dear Mr. Tommy Lee,

My sincere apologies about puking all over your hotel bathroom last night in Miami. I had drunk a little too much (as is the way during WMC) and had attempted to graciously vomit into the toilet bowl, but unfortunately missed it by a yard or two.

It was a regrettable lack of coordination on my behalf, and for the cleaner of your room a mess that probably will cost you an extra $20 in tip.

Dear Mr. Tommy Lee,

My sincere apologies about puking all over your hotel bathroom last night in Miami. I had drunk a little too much (as is the way during WMC) and had attempted to graciously vomit into the toilet bowl, but unfortunately missed it by a yard or two.

It was a regrettable lack of coordination on my behalf, and for the cleaner of your room a mess that probably will cost you an extra $20 in tip.


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